Do you ever forget to flush the toilet after you go to the bathroom because almost every toilet automatically flushes now?
Do you ever wonder why some people’s nails grow nicely and yours just won’t?
Do you ever think maybe you should reconsider your adamant disapproval of plastic surgeon now that you’ve had children?
Do you ever wonder how the Bachelor/ette has made it this many seasons?
Do you ever question how you can possibly stay blonde when your underneath hair is brown and the entire top of your head is gray and there’s no color concoction that will deal with them in concert?
Do you ever wonder why certain guys drive little bitty cars?
Do you ever miss driving little bitty cars?
Do you ever wonder why they haven’t made flying cars yet if the Jetsons had it figured out when you were a kid?
Do you ever miss doing a cannonball into the pool and not wondering what you look like in your swimsuit?
Do you ever want to know who decided the “I before E” rule except in certain weird (ahem, exhibit A), and not intuitive, spelling situations?
Do you ever wish that the book you are reading just would NOT end because it’s going to be ages before you find one this good again?
Do you ever want to move to the country so you can skip city traffic?
Do you ever want to move to the inner city so you can skip city traffic?
Do you ever sit breathless at the edge of your wee ones beds and wonder how something so perfect is related to you and your imperfections?
Do you ever lean over to kiss your man and think, wow, I’m so lucky?
Do you ever wish you were doing more because you have been entrusted with so much?
Do you ever wish you were doing less because you have been entrusted with so much?
Do you ever sit still at the end of the day and just breath, thank you?
(What do you wonder?)